TORCHER GIRL!!!!! arrgggghhh

My name is Mary , I am 13 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes.I have no nose or ears, my ... ... body is ... covered with scars. Din't I tell you i'm dead. My dad..killed me ... ... ... ... ... ... ... with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not post this on to 10 other pages or groups in the .. nest 15 minutes, I will appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that k...ill......ed me, and I will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. it's up to you if you re - post thisor not, but this is no lie. This is FOR REAL! Now, copy and paste thi and paste it onto the wallls of 10 other pages or group. Your time is runnin. See more. This isn't fake, if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u willl have the best day of ur life tomorrow . You willl either get kissed or asked out. if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 mins someone will say i love u ......

One ones said that the two person in a marriage do not agree on every single thing about something , they just go along with it the reason is simply bcuz they love each other too much ... Thn i realised the same thing goes towards best friends ... Best friends do not agree on every single thing , they just give in and go along with it simply bcuz of LOVE .. <3

Salah Faham

Ada dua orng anak kembara.Nama mereka Tam dan Toni.Mereka sudah dewasa dan telah pun beristeri.Tam mempunyai sebuah perahu yg sngt usang.Kebetulan suata hari isteri Toni meninggal dunia ketika menaiki perahu Tam.Beberapa hari kemudian serong wanita tua berjumpa Tam,dan secara x sengaja menyangkanya Toni yg baru kehilangan isterinya.Wanita itu berkata kpd Tam, "Mak cik turut bersedih atas kehilangan yg kamu rasakan.Tentu kamu berasa sngt sedih."

Tam yg menyangka bahawa wanita itu bercakap ttng perahunya menjawab, " Tak apalah,sebenarnya mmg dh lama saya ingin membuangnya....dah tua, lagipun mmg x berapa menarik sejak petama kali melihatnya.Bahagian bawahnya sudah lapuk dan berbau busuk. Bahagian belakangnya dh teruk , lubang bahagian depannya pun dh terlampau lebar.Setiap kali saya menggunakannya, lubangnya bertambah besar dan akhirnya bocor." Saya rasa yg merosakkannya ialah semasa saya meminjamkannya kepada 4 orng kwn.Saya sudah ingatkan kwn2 keadaanya sudah x nerapa baik, tapi mereka masih juga mahu menggunakannya.Man tak jahanam,

meraka berempat cuba masuk kedalam serentak dan akhirnya ia terbelah ditengah-tengah. Mendengar kata2 itu wanita tua itu pun pengsan.....

The Human Mind

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs!

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

We N.E .. juz loveeee the big festivals we hav in Malaysia such as the coming Hari Raya

Do u know y ??

Bcuz...

Nowadays ppl are too busy to visit their parents ...

But ... On these celebrations ... Everyone would juz take holidays and juz fly frm anywhre to Malaysia to get together and catch up on each other ...

So . . .

We too hope tat everyone gets to see their loved ones tis Hari Raya .... ^^

And wif this ... N.E would like to wish everyone ...

SELAMAT HARI RAYA

@

Maaf Zahir dan Batin

Whn i saw u tat day ...

Whn i saw u tat day ...

My heart skipped a beat . . .

My feet skipped a step . . .

My face then fell flat on ur hand . . .

SWT~

Gal 1 : I dun care if u dun like him ,

I dun care if he is a diff species ,

I dun care if i hav to feed him everyday ,

Bcuz...

I LOVE HIM !

Gal 2 :Who ???

Gal 1 : My dog la!

Gal 2 :==

Boy : I say yes u say no... I say no ... U say yes .. YES

Girl:no

Boy:yes

Girl:no

Boy:yes

Girl:no

Boy:yes

Girl:no

Boy:yes

Girl:no

Boy: yes

Girl:no

Boy: Will u marry me ?*said it in fast motion* ...No

Girl:Yes

Boy:Yay!!! Hahaahaha

Telling me tat about half an hour ago would b a gud thing !

At Marissa's Hse

Marissa was missing her brother ...who was away for his studies ...She then decided to call her bro ...

Marissa:Hello ? May i speak to Josh ?

Josh :Yes?Tis is Josh ...

Marissa:Hello bro... Eat dy not?

Josh :Eat dy

Marissa:Bath dy not?

Josh :Bath ady

Marissa felt weird bcuz ... Her bro dint say more thn two word ... She called her mum and gave her the ph

Marissa:Mi...Who is tis ? I dun tink its Josh ...

*Mum takes the ph*

Mum : Hello ? Josh ... Hav u taken a bath ? Hav u eaten ? Did u get into any trouble ?

Josh : Ya i hav ady taken a bath and eaten ady ... And i did nt get into any troube .. The teacher even said tat i was gud

Mum: Mmmm... Gud la thn... Dun get into any trouble and get more compliments

Marissa staright away snatches the ph cuz she felt weird tat her bro did nt get into any trouble ... wat more on getting compliments... Bcuz she felt weird .. she tried smthin ...

Marissa:Whr are u frm ?

Josh : Sarawak

Marissa:Eh dun play u knw ... U hav a family in Malacca wan u knw

Josh : Huh? In Malacca ?? Oh SORY im NT the Josh ure looking for

Marissa :=='

Actualy Marissa's bro lended his hp to his fren who was also named Josh juz a few sec b4 she called ...Marissa told her mum about it and her mum scolded her for nt asking who is it first

Marissa : BUT I DID !!!